Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.
Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.
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my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has
saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield
walking in to a girls bedroom is literally like being invited to another realm by an angelic being… they’re literally an accumulation of everything that she likes and is; decorations, books, an outfit hanging over a chair for tomorrow, a bag in a corner spilling their lip-balm, a compact mirror and earphones; posters and train tickets stuck to a wall with bluetack or tape, the mess of her desk…
- employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?
- me: probably just like who I am as a person
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